What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Oops sorry (big chunks of hair is gone after the clippers gone over that patch of hair)

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

did you come in with two ears

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

I lost my contact lens.

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Oh crap, your ear!

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Wow. you've got lots of gray

I didn't know you were going bald

I hope you said you wanted short hair

wow. I see blood

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

oops

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Sorry ya kinda losin' alot of blood:L

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

I'm sure the surgeon wont have a problem stitching that part of ur ear back on

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Dont worry bout that, i will hook u up.

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

ohh sh*t

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

do you ever wash your hair?

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

what shampoo are you using???

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

"Oh shoot! it is not in the same length"

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

oh... u have bugs (lice ) in ur hair.

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

How about just shaving it all off? I think it would look great!

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

"Life has just gotten so bad lately... I'm thinking seriously of killing myself. Nobody will even talk to me or listen to me."

or...

"This is the song that doesn't end

It Just goes on and on my %26lt;snip snip%26gt; friends..."

Added:

"Does Vanilla Ice spell 'Word to your mother' with m-o-t-h-e-r? Or is it m-u-t-h-a?"

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

well it doesn't look that bad

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

oh crap, my bad, i could fix that

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

that they don't like my hair type and that it is ugly... and that they're having a hard time with my hair..

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

uh oh. one side is shourter than the other, so im gonna have to cut off the longer side to make it even with the other...

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Oops! : )

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

1) i couldn't find my glasses this morning...im sorta winging it!

2) shoot

3) maybe I shoud get you a refund....

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

well..umm

when it drys im sure it will look fine

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

.....oops!....~閳绢殑

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Darn it! I just can't stop shaking.

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

s***!

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

oops...

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

That It All Has To Come Off

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

hey, what gets gum out of hair?

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

Oops.

What are things you don't want to hear from a barber cutting your hair....??

OOPS! I'll have to cut it all of